Cheatin’ Chick From China

Sittin' in the hot wok takeaway
Every single thing has gone wrong from that day
"I like english man" said she
Cor! I thought free chop suey?
When...

I was sittin' in the hot wok, what a shock i got, didn't I, ay
Sittin' in the hot wok, she wooed me
She was gonna make a mockery... of me
Bamboozled by a chinese bint, she milked me dry
And left... me skint

In a peking penthouse pad, with the bank account I once had
She knew it but I didn't know that, I'd end up in a council flat
Tricked and sick, why did he pick a chick
When she's a cheatin' chick from China

Sittin' in the hot wok pennilеss
She got me in an oriental mеss
I tell for, a bird so bad, that hong kong whore
Took all... I had

Flat broke... I was in a fix, by a bit o' skirt with chopsticks
For a little eastern crumpet, I was left 10 grand in debt