She’s So Mean

She is the girl that creates her own world
What makes you think that it's the right idea?
Her perfunctory glance still feels like random chance
It's a plan to make her words seem more sincere

The TV's on
So I won't get to sleep tonight
Her come on
It's not enough to feel alright
If I were 21
She would only be 13
It's no fun
Or at least it isn't fun for me

Oh oh oh oh oh
She's my ex-friend girl
The girl who cleared herself a space in my world
Oh oh oh oh oh
She's my ex-friend girl
She's a razor made of chocolate and curls

She's in graduate film school at NYU
But she's out west for the summer
She's been to Paris and she thinks that makes her "so rad"
The accent she affects is just rubbish

I'm sunk in
I've drunk myself past better judgement
It's funny
But I thought I was really feeling something
Four long weeks
Stranded in another country
When she speaks
I'm reminded I am nothing

Oh oh oh oh oh
She's my ex-friend girl
The girl who cleared herself a space in my world
Oh oh oh oh oh
She's my ex-friend girl
She's a razor made of chocolate and curls

She has a boyfriend back east that I'll probably never meet
He can't be happy with the situation
If it makes you feel any better, I feel equally pathetic
I wish I could resist the invitation

She's so mean
And it means a lot to me
She's real keen
On keeping me where she wants me to be
She's so mean
And I'm so not anything
The more I see
Does not point to the contrary

Oh oh oh oh oh
She's my ex-friend girl
The girl who cleared herself a space in my world
Oh oh oh oh oh
She's my ex-friend girl
She's a razor made of chocolate and curls

Oh oh oh oh oh
She's my ex-friend girl
I bring you diamonds and she asks me for pearls
Oh oh oh oh oh
She's my ex-friend girl