Never Happy

She is never happy with the weather
I don't know why I try to understand
She acts as if it's always getting better
And dresses in accordance with her plan
She always ends up soaking with the shivers
She looks at me with nothing in her eyes
She says "Why did you let me go out in this weather?"
For some reason I apologize

She sticks out her thumb like she's going somewhere
One eye watching what I'm gonna do
I try real hard to act as if I really don't care
But she knows me better than I want her to
She knows me better than I want her to

She always wants to go out for dinner
But the service is never good enough
She says she doesn't tip for a beginner
I pay because I thought it was a bluff
She tells me that I'm stupid with my money
She tells me that she doesn't like my friends
She tells me that she doesn't think I'm funny
And I make her want to be a lesbian

She sticks out her thumb like she's going somewhere
One eye watching what I'm gonna do
I try real hard to act as if I really don't care
But she knows me better than I want her to
She knows me better than I want her to

She tells me that she wants to see Godzilla
Just because she knows that I don't wanna go
I know she doesn't wanna see it either
She's mad at me because I tell her so
Her face is so filled with frustration
I suddenly begin to lose my mind
I start to laugh about the situation
This must be the place I've tried to find

She sticks out her thumb like she's going somewhere
One eye watching what I'm gonna do
I try real hard to act as if I really don't care
But she knows me better than I want her to
She knows me better than I want her to