​​​sexting in broad daylight?! absurd!

[Spoken Intro]
Woo!
The acoustics in here are crazy

[Spoken Verse 1]
Um, so, sexting in broad daylight is absurd
'Cause, like, it's 3PM and you're texting, sexting
Like, enjoy the day first?
Like, that's barely halfway through the day, like
I don't know, it's just like
It's giving, like, rushing, and too horny
Like, grow up

[Spoken Verse 2]
Um, I went to the Taylor Swift concert on June third
And it was amazing
But, like, that's obvious, 'cause I love Taylor Swift
But, like, what's funny is the only song I recorded on video
Was the one where she's making sexy, sexual dance moves
And it's funny to look back on it
'Cause the crowd's all cheering, "Wah!"
She's like, spreading her fucking legs open
I mean, like, go off, I guess
But the only reason I recorded it is, 'cause, um
It's my favorite song, so, it's just like, why wouldn't I record it?
And, I mean, there's so many other of my favorite songs
In the show, but like, it seems too early
'Cause my favorite song is in the last act, so, like
It just makes sense that I'd record it, so!
Um, yeah, that's that, and, um

[Spoken Bridge]
It is probably coming off as weird that the sexual performance
Is the one that I recorded, and that's fine and all, but, like
All of the dancers, and obviously Taylor, were women
And then, I'm a faggot, so it's not even like that
I just love the song and it's also funny, the audience reactions
So, um, it's not for that, I promise you

[Spoken Outro]
Five, five? Five
I mean, it's, like, better, but also worse, I don't know
Maybe there'll be more? Will there be? I don't know
I hope, but like, probably not