Serve Me My Food

Serve me my food
With a plate that's on fire
And we'll have a hot time tonight
And if you feel low
And life may seem dire
Things will turn out alright

Cover your mouth up with butterscotch sauce
And we'll have a sweet time tonight
And if you feel low
And life may seem lost
I promise you I'll never fight

And if the straight-jacket fits
Then lock me up tight
'cause I'm feeling naughty tonight
I got padded walls; a soft rubber bed
I'll kiss you 'til i lose my sight

If you crawl in bed and there's a cactus inside
Things could get prickly tonight
We pull out the needles and spoon 'til we're tight
And we'll get as high as a kite

And if the straight-jacket fits
Then lock me up tight
'Cause i'm feeling naughty tonight
I got padded walls; a soft rubber bed
And I'll kiss you 'til I lose my sight

I got padded walls; a soft rubber bed
I'll kiss you 'til I lose my sight