Sensitive New Age Guys

[Intro]
Okay everybody, it's time for a little singalong, but, uh, just for you guys out there, alright? This is called "Sensitive New Age Guys" and wherever you are right now, riding in your car or lying on the beach with your Walkman on, please sing along on this song. It, it'll help you with your male bonding kind of thing. And to help you, I've, I've rounded up every sensitive guy I could find in New York City tonight. (Hey. Really nice day.) So you can sing along with them. Please don't be shy.

[Verse 1]
Who like to talk about their feelings?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who's into crystals, into healing?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who like to dress like Richard Simmons?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who are hard to tell from women?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who like to cry at weddings?
Who think Rambo is upsetting?
Who tapes Thirtysomething on their VCRs?
Who's got child on board stickers on their cars?

[Verse 2]
Whose last names are hyphenated?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who loved Three Men and a Baby, a movie I hated?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Whose consciousness is constantly raising?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Yet whose tax-free income is amazing?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who thinks that red meat is disgusting?
Who's into UFOs, channeling and dusting?
Who believes us when we say we've got pre-menstrual syndrome?
Who doesn't know who plays in the Seattle Kingdome?

[Interlude]
Lots of guys don't know who plays in the Seattle Kingdome. Guys not into brutal, violent contact sports. Why, let's ask these sensitive guys right here. Hey guys, do you know who plays in the Seattle Kingdome? (Will Ackerman... Andreas Vollenweider...) Ooh, good answer, good answer.

[Verse 3]
Who likes music that's repetitious?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who likes music that's repetitious?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who's concerned about your orgasm?
(spoken)
Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute
You guys said you would help me out on this song (Yeah)
What's goin' on?
Well, we're sensitive Christine
But not that sensitive
(sung)
Well I guess it's more important that they have 'em
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who carries the baby on his back?
Who thinks Shirley MacLaine is on the inside track?
Who always sings on sing alongs even when
They can't stand stupid sing along songs?

[Outro]
(Stupid stupid sing, sing along song)
(Stupid stupid sing along)
Well yes, I could tell a lot of those guys out there really hated this song. But all of you sang. But a lot of you did because it's a singalong and you didn't want to hurt my feelings.
(Didn't want to hurt your feelings)
'Cause you know what that's like. (Stupid) 'Cause you've had your feelings hurt so many times 'cause you're so sensitive. (And stupid) Yes, you're sensitive.
(New age guys)
(Christine, I, I think I found my R spot)
(Thanks for sharing, dude)