[Verse 1]
Season Greetings from my broken heart
I've been dreaming of how lonely you are
’Cause this winter it's been a record cold year
I hope you're freezing and fucking miserable there
[Pre-Chorus]
’Cause I've been drinking rum-spiced cider
And I keep thinking of all your lies dear
I know it's your favorite holiday
[Chorus]
Merry Christmas
I hope your tree burns down
You're on my shit list
You know I hate you now
Merry Christmas
From all our wasted years
Merry Christmas
I hope you spend it alone
[Verse 2]
I saw your mistletoe outside your door
I'm sure that it's just a setup for doing much more
You can hide yoursеlf in red and green
But the whole town knows how you'rе easy
[Pre-Chorus]
And I've been drinking rum-spiced cider
And I keep thinking of all your lies dear
I know it’s your favorite holiday
[Chorus]
Merry Christmas
I hope your tree burns down
You’re on my shit list
You know I hate you now
Merry Christmas
From all our wasted years
Merry Christmas
I hope you spend it alone
[Bridge]
Please no kissing under the mistletoe
I'm just bitter
I thought I’d let you know
Please no kissing under the mistletoe
I'm just bitter
I thought I'd let you know
[Chorus]
Merry Christmas
I hope your tree burns down
You're on my shit list
You know I hate you now
Merry Christmas
From all our wasted years
Merry Christmas
I hope you spend it alone