Season’s Greetings

[Verse 1]
Season greetings from my broken heart
I've been dreaming of how lonely you are
'Cause this winter it’s been a record cold year
I hope you’re freezing and fucking miserable there

[Pre-Chorus]
Cause I've been drinking rum-spiced cider
And I keep thinking of all your lies dear
I know it's your favorite holiday

[Chorus]
Merry Christmas
I hope your tree burns down
You're on my shit list
You know I hate you now
Merry Christmas
From all our wasted years
Merry Christmas
I hope you spend it alone

[Verse 2]
I saw your mistletoe (I did) outside your door (mmhmm)
I'm sure that it’s just a setup (I'm sure) for doing much more (It is)
You can hide yourself in red and green
But the whole town knows how you're easy (They heard)

[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause I've been drinking rum-spiced cider
And I keep thinking of all your lies dear
I know it's your favorite holiday
(Yeah I know it is and I hope I ruined it)

[Chorus]
Merry Christmas
I hope your tree burns down
You're on my shit list
You know I hate you now
Merry Christmas
From all our wasted years
Merry Christmas
I hope you spend it alone

[Verse 2]
Season greetings from my broken heart
I've been dreaming of how lonely you are
'Cause this winter it's been a record cold year
I hope you're freezing and fucking miserable there

[Bridge]
Please no kissing under the mistletoe
I'm just bitter
I thought I'd let you know
Please no kissing under the mistletoe
I'm just bitter
I thought I'd let you know

[Chorus]
Merry Christmas
I hope your tree burns down
You're on my shit list (Yep)
You know I hate you now (I do)
Merry Christmas
From all our wasted years
Merry Christmas
I hope you spend it alone
Merry Christmas
I hope you spend it alone

[Outro]
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Merry Christmas
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I hope you spend it alone