Search for the Thing

[Intro: Graham]
Ah, what a nice day out
Today’s the perfect day to go looking for that Thing that I’ve been looking for
Here we go
(Chut gang)

[Verse 1: Graham]
Whip around the block (whip!)
I’m boutta get It (woo!)
Ballin’ wit da crew? (yep!)
You ain’t forget it (no you won’t!)
We do illegal activities
Don’t mean to flex (nah)
Out here locatin’ (hoo)
The Object (where it at tho?)

Hoppin’ out the backseat (zoom!)
We about to find It (yup)
Shit, is that a bush? (bush)
Gotta look behind it (oh fuck!)
Nah, that ain’t it (aw man)
Boutta keep lookin’ (yeah)
Gotta keep my hopes up (let’s go!)
Boutta be bookin’

Lookin for The Thing
Searchin’ for The Thing
Locatin’ The Thing (hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo)
Oh shit, is that The Thing? (Probably)

[Skit: Graham]
Hey pal!
So my squad and I, we’ve been out all day at the park looking for The Thing. Would you happen to know of Its whereabouts?

[Verse 2: Jackson]
I got The Thing (I got The Thing, I got The Thing, I got The Thing)
I put It in in a bag (put It in a bag, put It in a bag, ay, put It in a bag)
I know you don’t believe me (You dont, I know you don’t believe me)
I promise It is there (I promise, It’s really there, you can check)
Yeah, I got The Thing (I got It, I got It)
But not the superhero (yeah, not like the superhero, like the Marvel rock guy)
I got one Thing (one Thing, I got one Thing)
And that is more than zero! (yay, you can’t have It though, It’s mine, It’s mine, you can’t have It)

[Skit 2: Will & Graham]
He doesn’t have The Thing
Oh my Lord, really?
Yup, he doesn’t have It
Well how would you know?
Cuz I have The Thing!
(*gasps*)

[Verse 3: Will]
Fuckin’ stupid (stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid)
Bitch, I got The Thing (I got The Thing, I got The Thing, I got It)
I hid It in the water (In the water, i-i-in the water)
I hid The fuckin’ Thing (Thing, Thing, Thing, aye)
Lookin’ all around (round, round, round, round, round)
You’re so fuckin’ dumb (dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, you’re dumb)
Cuz I have The Thing (I got It, The Thing)
You wish you had some (some)

[Outro: Will]
Of The Thing
Man, you wish… man…
I got The Thing, and you, you want some of It, so… You wish you had some of my Thing
But you don’t, so…