Presidential Dropout / Outro

[Intro: Will]
Yuh
Ay
Woo! Chut Gang!

[Verse: Will]
They ask
“What do you see when you look at the black?”
I see happy people smilin’ back
I have to laugh (*laughs*)
Enough of that please (sorry)
I see bitches that want me to sign their asscrack

I say it as a joke, but I speak it with my chest
How much further can we go, how much fire is left?
I look in the mirror, and I can’t help but think
That my brain is bein’ washed down the marble sink

Who the fuck shat my pants? Oh, it’s me
Who the fuck got me drunk? Yo, it’s me
Who the fuck made me sad? Woe is me
Who the fuck wrote this rap? Oh, it’s me

Square root of Will, blue shirt and tan pants
And you know he got the Vans like he Daniel
Scribbled OMEN on ‘em like a motherfuckin’ vandal
Jesus shoes? You mean Yeezus sandals

It’s like we famous
Yeah, we made it
Yeah, we see the cameras flash from the whole stadium
Killin’ it, Jason Voorhees, chains and a mask
Did I mention I can still see the people smilin’ back?

Hits hard after hard hits when we do this shit
For fun, we take the risk so haters could bitch and whine
And piss and shit, suck my dick
OMEN’s the shit, OMEN’s the shit

Roar like a lion, the love is almighty
We’re all just tryna be fuckin’ loved by somebody
But so far we’ve made it so far from the pit
Crowd is so loud that we might as well quit

Quit, quit, quit, ay, quit
Quit, quit, quit, (oh) quit (quit it)
Quit, quit, quit, quit (quit it, quit it all)
Quit, ay, quit, quit, quit quit quit (ay)

[Chorus: Sample]
I don’t wanna cry, I don’t wanna cry no more, baby
I don’t wanna cry, I don’t wanna cry no more, baby
How can you do this to me?
Please don’t go

(Yeah, Wonk, Chut)

[Verse 2: Graham]
Ri-Ri-Ridin’ down Cougar with Ye in the Coupe (yeah)
He’s either throwin’ up a prayer or yellin’ “poopy-di-scoop” (poop, poop)
He’s telling’ me about the day that I can shit wit no budget (nah)
Every time I’m pullin’ out the bucket (alright)

He told me “Grind like that guy who puttin’ cheese on your salad (cheese)
While ballin’ witcha feet like Madden” (uh-huh, uh-huh)
He said “People think I’m crazy, so I ain’t gon’ stop
Until people put my name on a ballot”

And, I mean, I ain’t done bad, I ain’t done porn yet (yeah)
Though I might suck a little dick in the Ye Corvette
And I’m only gonna mount if he offerin’ an ounce
He’s goin’ (ah, ah, ah) and it’s makin’ me count

I got one little inch and too much flow
I got three of your exes and the foreplay slow
Got the five wheel drive in the sixty-six Chevy
But man, nine eight seven, that’s why my flow is so heavy

[Chorus 2: Graham & Sample]
I don’t wanna cry, I don’t wanna cry no more, baby (Chut Gang)
I don’t wanna cry, I don’t wanna cry no more, baby (Let’s go)
How could you do this to me?
Please don’t go

(Yuh, Wonk, Ooh)

[Verse 3: Jackson]
I’m suckin’ on a tiddie like I’m b-b-baby
Call me good fella way I fuck her and she pay me
She love the way I rap, all her homies play me
I just hope I make it to 28, RIP to Amy

I just hope I make it to the day where we get famous
I just hope I make out with all of the pretty ladies
I just hope I fuck a whole lotta movie stars
I be murderin’ that booty, call that booty SARS

And all these rappers always waitin’ four bars
Eight bars in they car, goin’ hard at the bar
Drink up, live they life, go home, fuck they wife
I ain’t tryna chase a hoe, h-h-h-hell no

And I’mma fuck all these hoes, I’mma fuck ‘em and they mothers
I’mma fuck ‘em and they cousins, I’mma fuck ‘em and they brothers
I’mma fuck ‘em with my homies, my homies OS
Chut Gang represent, motherfricker

[Outro: Graham, Will, & Jackson]
[G] You know, we put a little bit of extra time at the end of the beat, cuz we figured we had some people to thank and some shit to say, so I’mma start
Man… I love this album, but fuck this album. We-we’ve been… we’ve been tryna make this shit for like half the year, and th… we literally had three days to make it, and then we were like “I don’t know if we can make it” and we forced ourselves to make it
So we’re doin’ it, and it’s here… um…
Y-We’re back, we’re fucking up the game, and the game is asking… the-th-th-uh-the game is saying the safe word
(*laughing*)
Shoutouts to losing The Game, this is my first shoutout
Shoutouts to losing The Game, um
Shoutout to The Game, like the rapper, I mean, he’s okay
Shoutouts to DANEXATORT and Belak for being here. Belak’s kind of, like, obligated at this point, I feel bad for him, cuz there’s no way he finds this fun a-at this point, but DANEXATORT, you guys, we-we should do more stuff in the future, cuz, y-you haven’t been around us enough yet
Belak’s out here doing community service year after year, just like, giving us whatever he didn’t want to use, and we’re making it work, you know?
We’re-we’re-we’re… We made a ten-minute album, remember that?
I hope you enjoy this song to listen to it, like, enough to listen to it again, but, just skip th-this half of the song because this half isn’t very necessary, but that’s kinda the point
You know, I had some fuckin’ lasagna for lunch, that shit was really good
Like I-I-it was-we’d already had some last night, so it was like microwaved, so I took it out of the Tupperware, and I put it on, and like, th-like-th-the sauce on the top got hot, but, like, the noodles and the cheese didn’t, but like, that’s alright because it-you can use- you can get some bread, like some… like, like a baguette, and you can, like, s-scrape off the-the top of the lasagna
I-I-It just goes to show, like, OMEN is kinda like a lasagna, because, like, we… we got some cheese, we got some cheese, but we also got like some good-ass meat, y’know?
I-I… Jackson’s got the meat, Will’s got hella meat, and me? I’m the noodle
(*laughing*)
[W] I think it’s funny, cuz, uh, Graham’s gonna remember that lasagna forever now, he’s immortalized the lasagna by speaking it into a song that’s gonna play over and over in his head
Um… and that’s kind of… that’s kinda how OMEN is for all of us, I think, is… whenever we make a song, like I don’t know if this is for you two, I’m talking to Jackson and Graham right now, I don’t know if- you can’t see cuz it’s a song, but whenever, like, I listen to a song, I can remember where we were when we recorded the song, like, I remember Anthro Planes was in the… did you know that they have a Five Guys in that… in that supermarket center now? (What?) They do now but they didn’t back then
Shoutout Monopoly for having a thirty-minute quick mode that we never play because Jackson’s a bitch
I… I-I don’t know… I haven’t played Monopoly enough, I don’t think. I-I-I’m not good at it. Like I-I just… I feel like I could be a lot better at Monopoly, cuz every time I play Monopoly with anyone I’m always trying a different thing. And I feel like I haven’t gotten my strategy yet. And um… kinda like life, but I’ll stay on Monopoly for a second
Yeah, I just h- I don’t have a strategy, I’m just like “oh, I’ll buy that shit, why not? Oh yeah, I’ll trade that to you, I’m a nice guy” but then I realize “oh no, this is not-I’m not in a good place”, so then I steal money, um… from-from the-from the box, yeah, when-when someone gets up to go to the bathroom, because… that’s gonna happen eventually, it’s two hours long
[J] Namaste!
(*laughing*)
Yeah, what’s up everybody, I’m Jackson, I-I make up about… what d’you say, 20 percent, 15 percent of OMEN? I-I do… some of the stuff, I guess, uh, yeah
This album was really fun to make
([G]: Not as fun as Yada)
Yada was a little bit more fun to make, it felt a little bit more natural, this one feels a little bit more pieced together, but then it turned into, like, a big puzzle. And the picture’s of a big old penis
Uh, what else can I say?
([G:] Shoutouts to edging)

[Shoutouts: Jackson, Will, & Graham]
[J] Gather round, we’re gonna do some…
[G] (Shoutouts…)
[W] Shoutout Doomdome
[G] Shoutout Buscemi
[J] Shoutout Bette Midler
[W] Shoutout… Don… Rickman?
[G] Shoutout Steve Rickman?
[J] Shoutout Beans After Dark
[W] Shoutout Jon Favreau
[G] Shoutout Iron Man
[J] Shoutout… Hero… Man
[W] Shoutout Bean Dad
[J] Shoutout The Simpums
[W] Shoutout Matt Groening
[G] Shoutout Fammy Guy
[J] Shoutout Joink
[W] Shoutout Joink
[G] Shoutout Joink 2!
[J] Yo, shoutout Joink 3? Maybe?
[J] Yo, shoutout the people in the Discord that literally counted all the Joinks
[G] Oh, fuck, yeah, shoutouts to everybody that was in Joink Chat
[J] That was fun
[W] Shoutout… um… everyone
[J] W-What does that leave me?
[G] Shoutouts…
[W] Everyone else!
[G] Shoutouts no one
[J] Shoutout Belak
[G] Shoutout Belak!
[W] Shoutout Misty for helping me realize that I’m straight at a young age
[J] Shoutout Father John for bein’ misty
(*laughing*)
[W] Shoutout… priest
[G] Shoutouts to Fords for being built tough
[J] Shoutouts to Subaru for being a Subaru
[G] Shoutout to “it” for being what makes a Subaru a Subaru
[J] Shoutout Will’s butt
[W] Shoutout to being aroused
[W] Shoutout to Bing
[G] Shoutout to Wham
[J] Shoutout to bam
[G] Shoutout to thank ya ma’am
[J] Shoutout to the Blam Cam on Disney XD
[W] Shoutout… um… the big red balls, from, uh, Wipeout
[G] Shoutout to Disney 365 for teaching me all the things about Disney and its whereabouts
[J] Shoutout to Disney’s “Pass the Plate” with Brenda Song
[G] Shoutouts to Lemonade Mouth despite the fact that I’ve never watched it and probably won’t
[J] That was a good movie
[W] Shoutout to Lemonade Mouth that Graham should definitely watch cuz it’s a great movie
[J] It’s a very good movie
[G] Shoutout to weed for being the thing that I do all the most
[W] Shoutout to Graham for being the bitchiest bitch
[J] Shoutout to Weezer for not being funny anymore
[W] Shoutout to being sad

[G] And shoutouts to viewers like you

[Goodbye: The OMEN Boys]
Thank You