Screw a Sad Song

[Chorus: Both]
Screw a Sad Song
If you’re thinking that you’re gonna sing one, we are here to tell you that’s wrong
Make your sadness disappear, watch it go up in smoke
Screw a sad song, tug it by the nuts and bolts

[Verse 1: Mat4yo]
Welcome to Be Happy 101
Where we reiterate the title like B101
It’s SCREW A SAD SONG
It’ll be such fun
When we make a different song than ev-ery one has done
It’s a one and done deal, take a bad feeling and I leave it on the window sill
And in a million bazillion katrillion years it’ll be on the window still!
And I wouldn’t ever tell you in a million years
To listen to what you hear man
But anticipate precipitated situations
Grab a sad song by the tear gland
There’s nothing to fear man
When you hear a slow piano just cover your ears man!
Or you’re gonna wanna be ready to
Purchase tissues worth a year’s span!
Forget the ASPCA commercial dawg!
You need a someone never left or sued or hurt you song!
Like this

[Chorus: Both]
Screw a Sad Song
If you’re thinking that you’re gonna sing one, we are here to tell you that’s wrong
Make your sadness disappear, watch it go up in smoke
Screw a sad song, tug it by the nuts and bolts

[Verse 2: Bling Face]
Stop fightin', just lighten your mood up, keep it right and enlighten
Everyone else cause they're strikin' like lightnin'
Takin their anger out on the innocents and frightenin' 'em
Your mood spills on everyone else no need for pills
Use your emotion skills, I know sometimes stuff kills
But like Pharrell Wills explains if you're sad then I ain't mad
But just be glad for what you have
Cause if you're listenin' to this rap
Then you probably have some cash stashed
Nasty haters don't let me get to you
Do what I do, I use Oxi Clean when they're mocking me
Cause they got to be dirt that needs elbow grease
But just some don't give a crap is all you need

[Verse 3: Mat4yo]
Screw a broken heart
Get the parts amassed
Piece it back together
Like you’re making arts and crafts!
When lacrimal fluids secreting from your retinal crevices
Better forget it!
Throw a shamWOW over your brow
Ake that tune and eat it for breakfast!

[Verse 4: Bling Face]
'Cause it pops up like a Pop Tart
Like you're ready to give a crap
Screw that, shove it back
In that toaster until it's black

[Verse 5: Mat4yo & Bling Face]
If you do not listen to us there are side effects
Neglect to pay attention you will all wind up like this!:
Green with envy like you’re dipping in the guacamole (Totally)
All this cheese my wallet looks like a cannoli
Holy moly let me close and leave a testimony
Why be soppressata when you can be the pepperoni