No Beach Boy

Yo, I ain't no beach boy
But i’ve been eaten beats before every beastie boy
For your enjoyment i destroy it disemploy it
Better than the melanin brethren can ever pretend to;
These boys, may be beach boys
But they never could better this skin white as bleach boy

So grab yo ladder grab your paddle try to battle my
Flow that is flyer than a seagull, people

From atlantic to pacific, i rip it quicker than riptides
Can never defy this guy
I get higher
Than the double shot when I wanna rock
It I
Drop it 5 times
I even make the ride cry
I apply 9 times
Use a beta as my bait and tackle I can rack up guppies and buckets of hundreds of them crustaceans
From everyones's nation
Hear what I’m saying? (echo)

It’s the wave, it’s the wave its the wave
It’s in the way the waves they be saying my name

Breezing on the freeway in the carpool lane
Building more castles in the sand than robin sparkle claims

To have built
I kick it on the boards for my fill
With my wallet looking deeper than a pelican bill

If you pretend to feel like I’m making you snore
Then you’re gonna be sore cause i walk on the board

Best to re-lax it
On a mexican blanket
With this chex mix on my lap it’s
Attack in packs at me that seems to be their tactics

You’d think i’m famous in the birds of prey industry
Even fishies fin-na be wanting to swim at me
But I’m not into fishing, see i’d rather be swimming in a sea
Indeficient with fishes than deficient in liberty when its indificient with these attention deficit little kiddies
And biddies who thinking that inhibutating clothing that has no remotely close definition of clothing would be even somewhat thought provoking

Well here’s some food for thought for ladies
More dressing makes it all the more tasty
Take this beautiful place and don’t waste it
And get back up every time the waves hit

This used to be a place for mistakes
But the tide took its time and erased it
Now I stare in the face of each boy
Let ‘em know its better when you ain't a beach boy

Let me bold this, italicize with underscores
Don’t you dare put this place’s name in front of yours
If you love it like it loves you, it heals the sores
And it leads you towards the one that’s yours