Screaming

I like to scream at work to pass the time of day
When I'm driving home, I'm yelling, "Get out of my way"
I really let one out when I answer the phone
Everyone stops calling, and they leave me alone

Screaming is cool
I do it all the time
I'm a screamer
And I feel fine

I scream and scare my girlfriend when she gives me a hug
Then I scream at her chihuahua 'til it pisses on the rug
I got a band to scream with, I guess I've got it made
I get to scream in public, and I even get paid

Screaming is cool
I do it all the time
I'm a screamer
And I feel fine

You'd do it, too, if you could scream like me
'Cause I like screaming, 'cause screaming is free

[Guitar solo]

When the sun goes down, I wander through the park
I like to hear the girls scream when I touch them in the dark
I like to sing this song when I wanna let off steam
This song is pretty stupid, but at least I get to scream

Screaming is cool
I do it all the time
'Cause I'm a screamer
And I feel fine

You'd do it, too, if you could scream like me
'Cause I like screaming, 'cause screaming is free