Laughing Last

I'm a sneaky, lowdown man
If I can't get in, I'll devise a plan
I'll pull a scam on anyone
I'm all grown up, but I do it for fun

I've got money, but I don't wanna pay
Just try to catch me, I'll get away
You'll see

What you pay for, I get for free
No need to steal when it's given to me
I fooled you once, remember when?
Let your guard down, I'll do it again

It's so true, with age comes wisdom
I love it when I beat the system to death

The cost is free
I'm V.I.P
I'll sneak right past
And I'm laughing last

[Guitar solo]

I've got money, but I don't wanna pay
Just try to catch me, I'll get away
It's so true, with age comes wisdom
I love it when I beat the system