School Bus Blues

[Verse 1]
Every morning 'bout eight it's time to go to school
And I'm looking real sharp and I'm acting real cool
But it just doesn't pay to go to all that fuss
'Cause I'm just gonna end up on the old school bus

[Verse 2]
Now, the hep kids seem to have a set of wheels
They don't have to walk, they don't know how it feels
They don't have dusty shoes like the rest of us
And they're never in line and waiting, the old school bus

[Bridge]
Now, the guys all [?] 'cause they show up late
The ask me if I take a bus on a date
But, I get a car, it's just bad news
It's either holes in my shoes or the school bus blues

[Verse 3]
Now, it wouldn't be so bad if it weren't so slow
But this yellow wagon doesn't want to go
So, when it comes to being cool, now, I'm just not alert
I might as well start parting the old school bus