Sbemail Songs, Pt. 3

Ding ding dong, ding ding dong, ding ding Dear Strong Bad...

Boom, tick. (click) Digga-digga-dig. (click) Email
Boom, tick. (click) Digga-digga-dig. (click) What?

I'm doin' a party
I'm makin' it happen
On Strong Bad Email

Coach Z is not that cool, here comes an email

Strong Bad, how you gonna check that email?
With my boxing gloves, with my boxing gloves

Oh, tiptoe your fingers 'cross the keyboard
For the quietest email you can check

My email song
Where would I be without my email song?

Check the deck, y'all!
Press eject, y'all!
Well, it's another email and I'm about to reject y'all!

Email, I'm so in love with you
It's kind of inappropriate

I'm running through a field of emails
Paranoia, paranoia

Step one: you check an email down
Step two: you tell some kid he's a dork

Gropin' around in the dark, tryin' to find an email
Da ta da bloo ga den daow

Letters and words
Emails get absurd
I just gotta jump back?

Let a little email into your heart
And it'll clog your arteries

Gary
I hope this email's from Gary
Eh--! Awwwww

When I was sixteen I sold all my emails and hit the road

Emailin' from the left into the right
Emailin' on a Tuesday night

Another week another email scandal
Strong Bad gonna fly off the handle

Checkin' emails in 2008
Strong Bad 'bout to fit to regulate

A-chicky-checkin' emails in 2008
Stricky-stricky-Strong Bad fit to regulate

Ooh, emails make me tremble
So I keep my body nimble

Green green grass, a pleasant ghost
Strong Bad Email, make-a some toast

Save the gross stuff up at the back of your throat
And hock it at an unsuspecting email

Oh, who's checkin' email with his pants?
Who's checkin' email with his pants?

Back again
Checkin' emails from my friends
I mean the stupid people that write me

My email is a cell phone! No it's not
My email is a car phone! That's right

If everybody in the world checked their email
The internet would probably break

Girl, where's my money
That you owe me
From all those emails that you wrote me

Junk it, and check it
Send me an email and I'll wreck it!

Another freakin' email
Another freakin' email song

I'm'onna check my unh
And then I'll check my unh
And then we'll turn it out

I had to pay the doctor just to have this email removed
A-so smooth

Ooh, it's been so long
Since I sang an email...music...thing

To check my email, all I gotta do is click
All that old typin' made my boxing gloves sick!

Oh people can you feel me
Then email me
And also please don't try to really feel me

Checking emails with boxing gloves
The sweet computer science!

Emails are like Hot Pockets
They're full of garbage and cheese

I check my email on computers, huh-hah, a-no toast

Let's not make a big deal out of this
It's just a little Strong Bad Email
Boo-ding

If I can't check my email
Then how I'm s'posed to live my life?

And I can check my what?
And you can check your what
If I can check my what?
And you can [mumbling]