Decomposing Pumpkins

Weeks after Halloween
Days after Thanksgiving
Just before the Christmas lights go up
Brainkrieg stalks the neighborhood in my mom's Taurus wagon in search of...

Decomposing pumpkin
Throw it at that plump kid!
Because his mom did
Not give us good candy on Halloween

That pumpkin
Used to look like something
But now it's slumpin'
Gonna shove it in your mailbox

Decomposing pumpkin
Throw it at that plump kid
Because his mom did
Not give us good candy on Halloween

That pumpkin
Used to look like something
But now it's slumpin'
Gonna shove it in your mailbox

An apple is not candy!!!!
You get egged! you get egged! you get egged!
Granola bars are not candy!!!!
You get egged! you get egged! you get egged!
Popcorn balls are not candy!!!!
You get egged! you get egged! you get egged!

Jugga jigga wug jigga jigga wug jigga wugga jug
Jugga jigga wug jigga jigga wug jigga wugga jug
Jugga jigga wug jigga jigga wug jigga wugga jug
Jugga jigga wug jigga jigga wug jigga wugga jug

An apple is not candy!!!!
You get egged! you get egged! you get egged!
Granola bars are not candy!!!
You get egged! you get egged! you get egged!
Pretzels are not candy!!!
You get egged! you get egged! you get egged!

Decomposing pumpkins
Jugga jigga wugga