Santa Don’t Judge Me

When you’re a pure-blood and a Slytherin, it’s hard to follow rules
We always get off easy and we always look real cool
We spent all year being naughty, and it’s hard to change our ways
Even when it’s nearing Christmas and we’re under Santa’s gaze

I probably won’t pass the inspection
I’ve done a lot of naughty stuff
I’ve played pranks and skipped class, but I swear I’m a good person
Santa, can’t that please be good enough?

It’s already December and I’m starting to get stressed
Put a frog in thе Great Hall and I just know that won’t impress
Dear old Santa, who wants lovеly kids who always do their chores?
Christmastime must be so easy for those stuck-up Gryffindors

I probably won’t pass the inspection
I’ve done a lot of naughty stuff
I’ve played pranks and skipped class, but I swear I’m a good person
Santa, can’t that please be good enough?

I want dolls and clothes and candy, ribbons, nail polish and beads
I want chocolate and a pony, just don’t wanna do the deeds (I don’t wanna do the deeds)
I’m sorry that I cheated; well, just sorry I got caught
I’ve tried to be real good this year, but often I forgot

‘Cause I probably won’t pass the inspection
I’ve done a lot of naughty stuff
I’ve played pranks and skipped class, but I swear I’m a good person
Santa, can’t that please be good enough?

I probably won’t pass the inspection
I’ve done a lot of naughty stuff
I’ve played pranks and skipped class, but I swear I’m a good person
Santa, can’t that please be good enough?
Santa, can’t that please be good enough?