12:05 AM

It’s 12:05 am
But there’s no sign of Big Red
The chimney’s looking fine
I’ll be waiting here all night

Why’s all the milk still here?
Where’d all the cookies go?
Why’s Santa’s body on the roof?

The snow is falling down in Hogsmeade
Malfoy is losing a snowball fight
The Thestrals have had their fill of eggnog
And Peeves is singing ‘Silent Night’

Why’s all the milk still here?
Where’d all the cookies go?
Why’s Santa’s body on the roof?

It’s 3:05 am
And Voldemort ate Santa’s brain (gross)
He didn’t gain more power
Turns out Death Eaters еat cookies too

[spoken:]
What?
(Fail …)
You just ruined the wholе thing
It was the last line …