Salt Shaker

I headed headed west off of shrooms
Then i bought my bird a thousand gifts
Mid shop i hit the door to smoke another spliff
I really live for this these other rapper take the piss
While sipping wine i check the time upon the golden wrist
Im smoking copious amounts of hydroponic dope
I wrote the rope around my neck and then i tell a joke
Like im quote unquote a fucking sick man
See me on the sofa, staring at the ceiling fan
I don't care and i don't need a plan
Hard shoulder through the traffic jam, fuck about a seatbelt
So call your marge and say you need help
I need answers and you can skip the details
So go and gets your free will you might thank me later
Lets have another drink to the fruits of my labour
My face on the front page of the papers
There's something funny in my salt shaker, C