Camel Blue

I lit the camel, wiped the double barrel with the flanel
And hit the gear in the arse of a cocker spaniel
You fuckers living in the past like im the man still
I put you in the rover, now we rolling to the landfill
Im out in greece screaming 'Yamas!'
With different names when im checking in ramada's
My spanish matey makes potatas bravas
Im on the side of the masters
And looking like a fine artist
I talk hardest and walk softly
These alligator slippers very costly
The snakes name were monty, ah
I do some monumental shit
And tell em 'dont watch me'
Theres triple brandy's in my black coffee
I spent my friday night staring out of peepholes
Surrounded by some paranoing people
Ambassadors to free will
I'll tell a tale, for a few bills
With high intelligence and few skills, fuck

Drive the car on two wheels
Wearing all white clothing
Im flying through the low emission zone
And your bird roasting
The worlds open for the taking
Going through the daily operation
While convocating with satan (hello)
And im really setting levels no debating
I froze the lake and started skating, im really cold
Grabbing whats for the taking, good as gold
My life is looking like the greatest story ever told
Im parasailing through the wind
Kick your father in the shins
And im using marble paper
When i run up out of skins, im really sinful
And everywhere i go they say 'you're fucking sick still'
Im not surprised this shits real i earn it
Buy your fucking vinyl just to burn it
And when i see you say i never heard it just to see your face
I leave my drink upon the bar and tell them 'lace it'
Im really anything but basic, C