SALMONELLA

[Verse]
Got all these bands on me, they can't put a hand on me
I'm tryna put diamonds on my hands and watch 'em dance on me
This lil' ho cryin', she got mad and just went bad on me
I got a stick just like I'm Donatello, I'm sittin' back and I'm sippin' Stella
I get cheese, hella mozzarella, she wanna ball just like Cinderella
We droppin' shit, you need a umbrella, I got 'em sicker than some salmonella
My bitch a dog just like Isabella, she drinkin' nut up just like Nutella
I'm with some Valley bitches out in Ella, she grab my meat up, ate my mortadella
Say she love me 'cause I'm sorta meta, every day I'm goin' extra
I just hit the bank teller, he gave all me this dang cheddar
Shoot him first 'cause my aim better, I'm kickin' it with my gang members
I'm hittin' shit like Hank Aaron, hittin' this bitch like hang ten
These lil' niggas been gay, I'm countin' up Ben Franklin
Push up, then we spank them, tryna steal my sauce, lil' Plankton
On her knees, she didn't say, "Amen," nah, I ain't got shit to say, man
This Glock, it's fully loaded, this bitch suck my dick, she truly blowed it
My pockets filled up, truly bloated, they talkin' shit, it's dully noted
I pull that guap right out my pants, she sayin', "Holy guacamole"
I get that ball, I ball like Kobe, I taught 'em just like Sarutobi
I'm tryna get covered in snow bunnies like I got hit with a snow blower
I been rollin' like a Rollie Pollie, she wanna kick shit like a goalie
Crawlin' round, I'm movin' slowly, this .44 Bulldog leave 'em holly
I'm grindin' all day just like Tony, I can't trust nobody, I feel like Tony
I'm walkin' lonely, fuck what they told me
Married to this money, that's matrimony
She rode my dick just like a pony, I spoke this shit just like a poet
No, I'm not no billy goat, but they know I'm really goated
She ridin' up in the lost and found, I asked her where she really goin'
I'm really goated and they know that, I can't stop, I'm really glowin'
I'm creepin' 'round the block because I know I'm reapin' what I'm sowin'
I ain't thinkin' 'bout this thot, she thought I loved her, but she didn't know it
They say it's a cold world, my heart really colder
She asked me if I know that bitch, I said, "I don't know her"
I fell asleep on this lil' thot because a young nigga got so bored

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