Saline

(Saline, Saline woah-oh)

The worst darn town I've ever seen
A man can't drink or dine past two
And up until then there's nothing else to do
In Saline, Saline, woah-oh

(Saline, Saline woah-oh)

Walking down the street in an Eastern coat
I stop and ask a man for the time
Up walked a cop and he threw me in jail
He thought I asked the man for a dime

'If you read our signs, I guess you'd see, there's a law in this town against vagrancy'
In Saline, Saline woah-oh

(Saline, Saline woah-oh)

The worst darn town I've ever seen
A man can't drink or dine past two
And up until then there's nothing else to do
In Saline, Saline, woah-oh

(Saline, Saline woah-oh)

I met a young thing and she gave me a smile
I went to a bar for a drink or two
She asked me to kiss her for a little trial
So listen man what else could I do?

'If you read our signs, I guess you'd see,'
He said as he hauled me off for indecency
In Saline, Saline woah-oh

(Saline, Saline woah-oh)

The worst darn town I've ever seen
A man can't drink or dine past two
And up until then there's nothing else to do
In Saline, Saline, woah-oh