Safety Trott Song

Safety announcement from middle management
(We need to tell you) It's enforced
(I don't think we got it on the beat but)
It's legally required to give you this message (message)
Sent from us from above, here you go

Step 1: Get your knife out
Then you need to go find your nearest Trout
It's not safe to cut without him
You've got to cut towards Trott then put him in a bin

Oh look, an Amazon[™] box
Time to open this with a small pen knife
I'm not sure if it's the thing I ordered
I don't remember if I got those things I thought of
But it's okay, I'll open anyway and
I'll think about the best way to aim my blade
Towards Trott, It's the only way
If I'm risking a cut it's only for that butt-
Wait what