[Verse: Alex Smith]
Heading to the mall and it's Christmas time
Sips is playing Santa got the kids in the line
Giving mad gifts, but he's eaten a lot
Got a bunch of gas seeping out of his slot
And he's giving all the gifts that you never thought you needed
Coming off as jolly but you know you've been misleaded
Check your gifts son, 'cause it's not all great
I know he used your socks to masturbate
And they're wet, so you can't put 'em on (What?)
Had em riding up like he's wearing a thong
And it smells weird, and it don't stop there
He's dusting off the turkey with his pubic hair (Bluegh!)
Bad Santa was written by Alex Smith (alsmiffy) & Ross Hornby & Chris Trott & Pleasureville & Hat Films.
Bad Santa was produced by Ross Hornby & Pleasureville & Hat Films.
Pleasureville released Bad Santa on Sat Dec 05 2015.