Rubber Johnny

[Intro: Percy Rutterford, Rubber Johnny]
Now, how you feeling?
(Babbling)
You feeling okay? You feel well?
(Babbling)
Gonna get you something?
(Babbling)
Want a glass of water?
(Babbling)
We're not really getting anywhere, are we, at the moment?
Are you seeing something? Is there something you see over there?
What do you see there, Johnny?
Mama
(Babbling)
What's this about mama? It's your mother?
Mama! Mama!
What's the matter, do you want Mama to come in?
(Achoo!)
(Heavy breathing)
Don't breathe like that, it'll make you feel really strange. I'll be here with you and nothing's gonna happen, just calm down now. Just try to relax, try to keep calm, don't tense up, just relax.
(Growling)
I fear you're getting a bit stressed out at the moment, would you mind if I gave you a little injection or something like that to make you calm? Can we try doing that? It won't hurt you at all, it's just like a little bee sting, and then you'll be calm.

[Intro: Aphex Twin]
Aphex
Aphex
Aphex

[Interlude: Percy Rutterford]
[?]
…get the fucks out of the way, you great twat, you!
[?] your mum's still not here yet.

[Outro: Aphex Twin, Percy Rutterford, Elvis the Chihuahua, Rubber Johnny]
Aphex
Aphex
…you great twat, you! You're going ham![?] Fuck's sake, you little old prat! Fuck stupid.[?] Stupid fuck.[?] You're going ham![?]
(Barking)
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