’roid Rage

Roid rage, roid rage I'm in strife
Sitting on the toilet and I'm straining for my life
Feel my butthole backed up tight
Can't evacuate it now it's time to try the knife...

Dig, dig, dig - stick me like a pig
Cut away these stinky little butt balloons
Slice, slice, slice - the feeling isn't nice
But I forgot to lock the door and now I've got an audience