This is what he has to do
When he has to take a poo
He sits down and takes a bead, and his bowels begin to bleed
Baring down he pulls the trigger
Bang, bang, flush
Door swings open, one drops down
Bang, bang, flush
Bodies lying all around
Bang, bang, flush
Outhouse sniper underground
Bang, bang, flush
Skids on undies coloured brown
Bodies falling all around
Hear them splat as they hit the ground
They all make that happy sound
As he smiles he empties his bowels
Bang, bang, flush
Door swings open, one drops down
Bang, bang, flush
Bodies lying all around
Bang, bang, flush
Outhouse sniper underground
Bang, bang, flush
Skids on undies coloured brown