Rock The House

Woober the penguin lives on an arctic beach, in a split-level duplex
He rents the place the place downstairs to a real cartoon named Dippy the Duck

But every night he sleeps and dreams about
Someone else who freaks and screams aloud

When he wakes the house is shaking
So he runs downstairs, and he screams

I know that you're trying to
Rock my house
But this is my house
And I'm not gonna let you rock it

They say "Hey, Woober. Why don't you come downstairs
We were having a party
Jungle Master Sazuke was just about to play DDR."

But all that he can hear is laughing while
Everybody claps and cheers he goes:
"I know why they all are laughing; they're all laughing at me
And I'll scream:"

(chorus)
Hey, Woober, nobody likes you. No one wants to be your friend

I don't know nothing about a party at my house

Woober the penguin lives in an arctic beach at a birthday party
He sees a girl from highschool but he knows he means nothing to her

But Samurai Ouchie speaks like Sigmund Freud:
"Hey, son, have a cold one, you're paranoid."

Woober melts, his heart expanding. So he starts to sing
And it goes

(chorus.)
So the party is rocking as steve opens his gifts
And a stressed-out Pelican unclenches his fists
And they're having a ball. Cooler heads prevailed
But it's all for naught, because

Nero the whale
He falls on everybody's head
Nero the whale
And now everybody's dead
Nero the Whale