Love Me Koala

Every single night I drink alone
And if I couldn't I would just die

I'm always waiting by the telephone
For a girl I met online

And I know the competition is stiff
But I want to be the one who gets to
Hit that shit, yeah

I'm such a sensative emo boy
Every night. That's why I cry

Love me Koala
You gotta
Shove me, Koala

You wanna
You know you oughta
Let's make a daughter

Flick me Koala
You gotta
Trick me, Koala

You know you oughta
Let's make it
Do, do, do me all night

I love her for her personality
Even though I only know her from her
Naked pictures

An instant messaging reality
Where I can be on more than your buddy list

My little brother's building her a shrine
She's telling all my friends that I'm a
Foul-mouthed redneck

She hurt my feelings and they locked my thread
But at least a girl is talking to me
So I let it go

Joe Cam Koala
You gotta
Goddamn Koala

I'm wise to your tricks
You'll get me banned from VG Mix

Bust in Koala
You gotta
Mussed in Koala

My name is Roger
Let's make it
Do, do, do me all night

I'll go outside today
I'm gonna get offline today
Think I can try today

Or not

Love me Koala
You gotta
Shove me Koala
You oughta

You know you oughta
Let's make it last bitch

Do, do, do me all night