Rico Christmas

[Verse 1]
Dear Santa
I'd really like an anarchist's cookbook for Christmas
So I can try all of the things on my wish list
Confront the Yule-tied front with a clenched fist, uh
Heil Santa
I try to be a good boy, not a proud boy like the ones in blue
Won't surrender my shirts to the boogaloos
Fuck their 15s and their .22s
Little toy soldiers defending their Walmart
Hiding their badge? It's a Third Reich Paul Blart
Check my ticket as I'm leavin' with a full cart
Still, it's only just a good start

[Chorus]
Let's burn down the big box stores
Put the penthouse on the ground floor
Let's BBQ this hedge fund zoo
The trust-fund babiеs and their daddies too
Black Friday, Black Monday
Either way, it's gonna feel likе a holiday

[Verse 2]
Dear Santa
I'd really like some healthcare too, that'd be nice
And I'd really like to not have to pay for it twice
'Cause my mental health is fleeting and I need some advice
I feel like exercisin' the demons now
'Cause they're all around
So what do we do when they won't come out?

[Chorus]
Let's burn down the big box stores
Put the penthouse on the ground floor
Let's BBQ this hedge fund zoo
The trust-fund babies and their daddies too
Black Friday, Black Monday
I couldn't care less about the holidays

[Bridge]
I can't afford anything for my kid
I can't afford anything for my mom
I work so long and I'm so tired
Santa can kiss my ass

[Chorus]
Let's burn down the big box stores
Put the penthouse on the ground floor
Let's BBQ this hedge fund zoo
The trust-fund babies and their daddies too
Black Friday, Black Monday
I wish I could care about the holidays
In all those old-school-fashioned ways