Rich Parents

Let me get a handout from your rich parents
Handout from your rich parents
Handout from your rich parents
Don’t want to work no more

Let me get a handout from your rich parents
Handout from your rich parents
Handout from your rich parents
Don’t want to work no more

Life’s an expensive bastard
But not with anonymous benefactors! (Wink, wink)
Sick of bending backwards
To stay on guard like your fencing class

It go, parry, parry, thrust, thrust
Let me hold some of that trust, trust
Promise this bubble won’t bust, bust
Believe it or not, times are tough, tough

So, if you don’t mind, call your dad
Your uncle, your brother, your cousin Chad
Let ‘em know that I’m holding an empty bag
Watch me go from rags to more rags

Sugar momma gonna pay my rent
So I can get these shoes out the wet cement
Do what I’m meant to do with debt
I’mma make it through year yet

If I get a handout from your rich parents
Handout from your rich parents
Handout from your rich parents
Don’t want to work no more

Let me get a handout from your rich parents
Handout from your rich parents
Handout from your rich parents
Don’t want to work no more

Don’t want to work no more
Don’t want to work no more
Don’t want to work, don’t want to work
Don’t want to work no more

Had enough of this random fuckery
Can’t be an artist and a man of luxury?!
If you don’t let ‘em pluck your puppet strings
No Muppet, that’s not my cup of tea

(Takes sip) “That’s none of my business”
Like white collar crime with another eyewitness
To the tax man I’m nine digits
Same as your parent’s bank account, isn’t it?

No doubt, I can live in their carriage house
Might be what they need to iron their broke marriage out
Word, I don’t even need to be told
How your family invested their Nazi gold

Earmuffs! Nope, I heard nothing
Better than the crabs stuck in this bucket
Once they are done approving this budget
I’ll be on that sailboat in Nantucket

If I get a handout from your rich parents
Handout from your rich parents
Handout from your rich parents
Don’t want to work no more

Let me get a handout from your rich parents
Handout from your rich parents
Handout from your rich parents
Don’t want to work no more

Don’t want to work no more
Don’t want to work no more
Don’t want to work, don’t want to work
Don’t want to work no more