Every Rhyme

Every rhyme that I write
Fine liquor is poured
High society toasts
A barbarian horde

The skies are opened up
An angel strums a chord
Mothers burst into tears
As they’re praising the lord

Every rhyme that I write
Get a text from my ex
Saying he wants me back
With a list of regrets

An artist quits their job
Malignant tumors shrink
Somebody outs a fraud
A banker’s in the clink

Volcanic ash starts erupting
Captive endangered pandas start fucking
Billionaire go broke, they got nothing
Haters convert and keep the props coming

There’s a mystic curse being lifted
Tooth being picked, a snitch minds their business
A midget grows a few inches
And smacks the shit out you bitch ass critics

And all the girls say
And all the boys say
And all the theys say

Every rhyme that I write
A Nazi gets punched
A woman’s believed
A soul isn’t crushed

There’s a virgin that scores
There’s a dream that is chased
There’s a round of applause
As a pussy is shaved

Every rhyme that I write
A dictatorship ends
A middle-aged man
Doesn’t follow a trend

Spirit of Kubrick nods
Bowie winks from a cloud
Then the ghost of Old Dirty
Throws you a pound

A star collapses and a politician tells the truth
A cop pulls somebody over that he doesn’t shoot
A worker earns a proper wage and doesn’t have to steal
A televangelist chokes on an expensive meal

Space invaders say there’s intelligent life on earth
A close talker with the dragon buys a pack of Certs
I heard the pope is a fan, but I can’t confirm
Was told he does a back flip and sticks the landing, word

And all the girls say
And all the boys say
And all the theys say