Rhoda’s Revenge

Shoes in the furnace
Tap shoes in the furnace
Put 'em somewhere where they can't hurt us
I've got a metal in my hand
And there's blood on the wall
I've got the prettiest mother of them all
I've got the prettiest mother of them all
Shoes in the furnace
Tap shoes in the furnace
Don't touch 'em cause they might burn us
I got a metal in my hand
And there's blood on the wall
I've got the prettiest mother of them all
I've got the prettiest mother of them all
I've got the prettiest mother of them all

And that's what I tell all my friends
That's what I tell all my friends
That's what I tell all my friends
Yeah, that's what I tell all my friends
That's what I tell tell tell all my friends
That's what I tell all my friends, oh

That old woman loved me she
Fell down the steps
It was the best damned snowglobe that I've gotten yet
There's a boy in the river
Dead boy in the water
Yes I am my grandpa's granddaughter
Yes I am my grandpa's granddaughter
That old woman loved me
Shoved her down the steps
It was the best damned snowglobe that I've gotten yet
There's a boy in the river
Dead boy in the water
Yes I am my grandpa's granddaughter
Yes I am my grandpa's granddaughter
Yes I am my grandpa's granddaughter

And that's what I tell all my friends
Yeah, that's what I tell tell tell all my friends
That's what I tell all my friends oh

I'm going to hell with all my friends
Going to hell with all my friends yeah
I'm going to hell with all my friends oh

But don't you tell don't you tell my friends no
Don't you tell don't you tell my friends, no
Don't you tell don't you tell my friends no
No
No no no no no no no no
No

What would you give me for a basket of kisses?
Well I'd give you a basket of hugs