Retarded

[Verse 1]
Friday night was outta sight
We didn't have a single fight
Saturday you totally changed
You said forget about being engaged

Do you see what I can see (GI Joe is turning blue)
When I see you beating me (Someone shit in his canoe)
But it's alright (GI Joe is turning green)
It's just a game (Someone pissed in his canteen)

[Chorus]
You are so retarded
I must be retarded too
You're afraid of what I started (maybe you're just not what I wanted)
I guess you didn't want something new (I can't stand here, I can't manage to stand here)

Everything is so retarded (Watch things falling apart)
Expected more after all that we've been through (Fall apart at the seams)
I can't believe it (I can't believe it)
I'm still in love with you

[Verse 2]
If my friends only knew what you do
They'd tell me not to bother to parlez to vous
I should leave, but my damn love won't
I'm so used to this where else could I go

They can see what I can see (GI Joe is turning blue)
When she's in my company (Someone shit in his canoe)
But it's alright (GI Joe is turning green)
It's just a game (Someone shit in his canteen)

[Chorus]
You are so retarded
I must be retarded too
You're afraid of what I started (maybe you're just not what I wanted)
I guess you didn't want something new (I can't stand here, I can't manage to stand here)

Everything is so retarded (Watch things falling apart)
Expected more after all that we've been through (Fall apart at the seams)
I can't believe it (I can't believe it)
I'm still in love

[Outro]
I just can't believe you're so retarded

[Chorus]
You are so retarded
I must be retarded too
You're afraid of what I started (maybe you're just not what I wanted)
I guess you didn't want something new (I can't stand here, I can't manage to stand here)

Everything is so retarded (Watch things falling apart)
Expected more after all that we've been through (Fall apart at the seams)
I can't believe it (I can't believe it)
I'm in-