No Kind Of Superstar

[Verse 1]
I tried a couple times to be the round-peg round-hole guy
But I was always way too square
I kept waking up on the bus in my underwear
Always one step off, always one beat behind
With bad sneakers or dumb hair
Will I ever get there

[Chorus]
I know I'll never be the number one that
Everybody wants to talk to
I know I’ll always be the fat kid on the bus
Everybody's a jerk to
A freakin' jerk to
No kind of superstar

[Verse 2]
Computer Dungeons & Dragons drama band geek à la mode
Could barely walk much less dance
I’m resigned to the fact that I'm a dork in human pants
Always one step off, always one beat behind
With bad sneakers or dumb hair
Will I ever get there

[Solo]
(Spoken) Um, sir? Sir this is my stop... I think I'll... forget it

[Verse 1]
Always one step off, always one beat behind
With bad sneakers or dumb hair
Will I ever get there

[Chorus]
I know I'll never be the number one that
Everybody wants to talk to
I know I'll always be the fat kid on the bus
Everybody's a jerk to
A freakin' jerk to
No kind of superstar