Record Store Day

Hip hip hooray, it's Record Store Day
You're going to need a second mortgage
Whipcrack away, it's Record Store Day
So get yourself a second mortgage

There's a remix of their awkward fourth
Outtakes of his difficult fifth
A lost recording of that bloke what died
An altercation in the queue outside

Oh rock-a-my-soul, it's Record Store Day
So get yourself a second mortgage

Step this way, it's Record Store Day
The bands are clearing out their spare rooms
If you want that in battleship grey
You'll have to sell the family heirlooms

Extortion on a level you can hardly conceive
Tarted up in a fiberglass sleeve
That acoustic thing which nobody bought
Hey fellas, I've just had a thought

It'll all be okay come Record Store Day
What I need to pay me mortgage

Oh, I do like to re-release me B-sides
I do like an overpriced LP
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