Hip hip hooray, it's Record Store Day
You're going to need a second mortgage
Whipcrack away, it's Record Store Day
So get yourself a second mortgage
There's a remix of their awkward fourth
Outtakes of his difficult fifth
A lost recording of that bloke what died
An altercation in the queue outside
Oh rock-a-my-soul, it's Record Store Day
So get yourself a second mortgage
Step this way, it's Record Store Day
The bands are clearing out their spare rooms
If you want that in battleship grey
You'll have to sell the family heirlooms
Extortion on a level you can hardly conceive
Tarted up in a fiberglass sleeve
That acoustic thing which nobody bought
Hey fellas, I've just had a thought
It'll all be okay come Record Store Day
What I need to pay me mortgage
Oh, I do like to re-release me B-sides
I do like an overpriced LP
On Record Store Day
On Record Store Day
On Record Store Day
On Record Store Day (olé, olé, olé)
On Record Store Day
On Record Store Day (It's a shame about Ray)
On Record Store Day
On Record Store Day (I say, I say, I say)
On Record Store Day (What's the difference between)
On Record Store Day (A warhorse and a carthorse?)
On Record Store Day
On Record Store Day (One darts into the fray)
On Record Store Day
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Record Store Day was written by Nigel Blackwell & Neil Crossley.
Record Store Day was produced by Chris Taylor (Producer) & Half Man Half Biscuit.
Half Man Half Biscuit released Record Store Day on Fri Jun 13 2025.