Rarity Fighting A Giant Crab

See you
Down by the beach head
Not the type
To be easily defeated
What's up?
Are you looking for trouble?
Don't say
I'm too big to love you

Why is she here?
Is she lookin for the gemstones?
She's lurkin' a lil' near to my nest, though
I just wanna sweep her up
In my claw and I don't know
Give 'er a cordial invite
Into my bubble zone
Drag her to the ocean let her be my pony sea wife
Aqua-pillow-talk with her and get to see what she likes
Teach her how to swim right
Enchant her with the sea life
Meet her to my sea friends
Socialize her bee-hive

Crustaceous kisses
Show her all the oceans riches
Grant her wishes
Give her all my ruby fishes
Take her home
And never make her do my dishes
Observe and encourage her as she sews her stitches
Introduce her to everyone as my missus
Get all up in her little magic pony britches
Never stop loving her with crab Jesus as my witness
I'm sorry if you think I'm getting up in your business

You can smash my carapace
I don't flipper give a ship
Snap my eye stalks off
My life was swimming worthless right until you came along

You can smash my carapace
I don't flipper give a ship
Snap my eye stalks off
My life was swimming worthless right until you came along