Rapping Bout Rap

[Intro]
Yo it's Frak. So, us Rappers like to rap about how good we are at rapping, which is ridiculous that would never happen in any other profession. If a singer was like, "I'm the best singer in the world," or if a novelist was like, "I'm the dopest author of all time!" Anyways, rapping about rapping is fun as fuck!

[Verse 1]
I’m rapping about rap till rapping is silly
Call me Jewpac dog, Frakiavelli,
The champion flashing scandalous passion
I carry the west, son, like Kardashian Belly
It’s really inception, rappers rappin’ for benjis
I smack a rapper then his characters gets massacred kenny,
From melly mell to nelly, I’m really feel I’m ready
As Adele at a deli or R Kelly at elementary
Bars is elementary, as LMNOP
In a penitentiary bars, you think you feeling me?
I only got 16 I need a fake identity, bars
And bar mitzvahs, no zannys or nicotine
I’m the MC Olympic Champion
To stop rapping bout rapping, it can’t be done
I love words too much, it’s hadcore as parkour,
But Rapping bout rapping is not sport, it’s artform

[Hook]

I’m rapping bout rap, I’m rapping bout rap
I'm on the track and I'm rapping bout rap
Now I'm rapping bout rapping bout rapping bout rap

The Dr. Suess of this rap shit with this rap ability
The Shakespeare of this rap shit with these rap soliloquies
I rhyme different words and rap bout that activity
I rhyme words publicly and people clap willingly

ITS A MOVEMENT MAN! WE THE BEST! This my third take! What else do fucking rappers say...

[Verse 2]
I complain while I rap, I’m profane when I rap
I talk about a make-believe game when I rap
I rap bout these people called haters when I rap
They follow me around like legislators when I rap
I rap about conspiracy theories when I rap
The illuminati sponsored Reaganomics when I rap
I’m attempting to define what swag is when I rap
I grunt, laugh, and scoff, adlibs when I rap
Genius bars, applestores, puns when I rap
If I’m angry, I’ll make puns about guns when I rap
I get aggressive when I rap, I’m sensitive when I rap
I rhyme at other people competitive when I rap
People think its cool when I use syllables when I rap
I, Lyrical miracle spiritual when I rap
I way overplay the jew card when I rap, I
I ask you if you get it when I rap, get it rabbi

[Hook]

Yo, I'm on the internet a lot, and strangers really like to argue with other strangers about hip-hop and "real" hip-hop, and what famous people rhyme words better than other famous people. It's really fascinating

[Verse 3]
I’m talking bout rapping, talking bout rapping
I’m on the internet and I’m arguing bout rapping
I’m on Rap genius and I’m analyzing lyrics
Till my slanted eyes can’t bear it, you can’t sanitize my spirit
I care about the culture and its evidently nerdy
But the state of hip hop dog, I’m genuinely worried
I’m at a dinner party and I’m elegantly wording
How rap music can be relevant intelligent and wordy
I listened to Illmatic until my head splattered
Then I made a top 5 list, of dead rappers
The radio is awful, it’s too mainstream
I wrote a post, pwned a n00b, even made a meme
I engaged in a dialogue with a lame fuck
Anonymous username lil wayne sucks
With your little chain tucked, and syrup in your soda
Screaming turn up! But your backwards master Yoda
But fuck you if you believe in real hip hop
As an entity preserved in a sealed zip lock
Pretentiousness is my moral pet peeve
Bumpin Immortal technique in your floral bed sheets
Ya my favorites dilla, doom, tribe quest and raekwon
But Riff Raff is sick rap, and I pray to Based God
5 more idioms at high horse idiots
This shit is entertainment, why so serious
There’s way too many guidelines and legalities
This genre has prospered off originality
I’m rapping bout rap rapping cuz I can and its so cool
Sorry Jay, fuck new rules, hip hop, no rules