Asthma

I been runnin this shit I got asthma
I been runnin this shit I got asthma

[Verse 1]

Bitch I’m ego trippin
Screamin I EXIST in an empty kitchen
Echoes off the dishes the receptacles and fridge
Till it boomerangs back like ya boi is living
Its that Hungarian Spanish guy
Who chops more beats than vegetarian Samurai
Social construct like I got buried on valentines
Married a pair of dimes, then harikaried the paradigm
Stereotype, bury you in your cheerios
Cereal killer, kill em, oo kill em, its terrio
Aereal on your burial halle berre a pair of you
Put the Perrier in a glass and that derrier by the stereo
I’m your favorite rapper’s ghostwriter’s ghostwriter
Ghostride the whip till its on fire, no higher
If you knew how fast my brain-worked
You could see electrons get it on and DNA twerk
So smooth I could Moonwalk in tubesocks
So smooth I beat snoop dogg in foosball
No cumbaya out the Boombox
Wooha! I’m Mugatu mixed with 2Pac
I’m in mulan rouge with a coupon
The new tom cruise with a flu shot
And if you knew what I had stashed in the shoebox
Made 22 bucks babysitting bitch I’m too hot

[Hook]

I been runnin' this shit I got asthma
I been runnin this shit I got asthma
I been runnin this shit I got asthma
You son of a bitch, I've got asthma

[Verse 2]

Breaking bad like I’m officer shrader’s doppleganger
More shook than a harlem shaker dancing the macerana
Mamasay mamamakusa, your in constant danger
You wanna play in my octagon I’m the boston strangler
Keep it twisting like shamalan in a bonded layer
Of DNA, put the baklava in a waffle maker
I’m poppovich crossed with papadopalis poppin my collar
At papa johns like a baller dog I’m a populator
I’m Ron Swanson, beyond awesome
I’m bonding like Sean Connery mixed with Charles Darwin
I’m on the internet I’m dot comin
I’m propane, your pom pommin’
U low mein I’m top raman
Leave the white noise very tan trust me
Like Jerry Sandusky harry man’s butcheeks
Battle any hater wanna clash with a raider
Cuz im vlad the impaler, pass my asthma inhaler

[Verse 3]

I need to challenge myself
So I look in the mirror and rap battle myself!
Frak you wack as shit
Don’t run away from your reflection bitch you asked for this
With your pale skin and pubic ass mustache
Put pacifists in paste tense when I pass a fist
You think you spit fire like komodo dragons
But you look photographically like your Frodo baggins
Get the fuck up off your couch man your not about progress
Making shit rhyme but you talk about nonsense
You got five seconds, to abandon ship
Or the pain gone linger like a phantom limb
You’re an antonym to hip hop, no budgeting has suffered
A private school whity, your columbusing the culture
Your voice cracked and I’m smoking your ass
Why don’t you get the fuck back to poetry class
Bitch you haven’t learned a skill since the seventh grade
Freestyling? Your really gunna put that on your resume
Your mom called it your gunna be a bargain shopping
Narcissistic starving artistic
You know more about rappers than you know about politics
Forget what Obama did but Kanye just dropped a vid
They’re starving in Tibet, launching rockets in Gaza Strip
But your too worried bout your youtube commenting
You take bitch hits when you blaze the bouda
Your 20 years old and ride a razor scooter
You Snap chat too much, you back track too much
You take middle of the day cat-naps too much
Hey nice tank bro with your terrible gym-etiquette
Pale ass frail ass sheltered ass delicate
Cheap ass kid who forgets to floss
Your mom still buys your clothes which she gets at Ross
With those flip flops and socks man you can’t get outdressed
Shitty table manners wouldn’t want you as a house guests
Its no wonder you always get friend-zoned
When you can’t even cut the meet off the red-bone
You can't play sports, you should stay at home
Last night I caught you listening to drake alone
You haven’t been through shit? What can you rap about?
Your past is a middle class bath with a cap-n-gown
Just cuz you volunteer you think your struggling with em
You think your smart cuz you use the word juxtaposition
Your jokes are way too soon
Claiming you’re a jew but haven’t been to temple in a blue moon
Claiming Peru, but you google translate your Spanish homework
Go back to your Netflix and your can of yogurt
Your allergic to cats dogs gerbels and grass
Son you’re a muthufucking loser, and you have asthma