Ragdolls

It's weird man...

[Verse]
Wake up in the morning take a peep out the window
Got a tough choice to make: Go back to sleep or Nintendo?
Every day routine, unemployed, eating donuts
With only one mission that's avoidin' to grow up
Figure out a way to give this day a funny content
Spent all my time on music and all my money on rent
My favorite hobby is talking because talking is cheap
I've got an army of ragdolls marching with me
Believe we're on our way to stardom and we're rushing, so make way
Haven't seen a comb or a brush in a decade
Disturbin' the peace and breaking thе order
A bit grumpy cause my left shoе is taking in water
The most raggedy, well everybody knows it's me
If I look fresh best believe I got the clothes for free
Leavin' the fashion industry in catastrophe
Because perfection's rather boring if you're asking me

[Chorus]
I've got ragdolls marching with me
I've got ragdolls marching with me
I've got ragdolls marching with me
If you're a worn-out ragdoll, join my army

I've got ragdolls marching with me
I've got ragdolls marching with me
I've got ragdolls marching with me
If you're a worn-out ragdoll, join my army

Oh Joe...

[Verse]
Now you've got nowhere to run and nowhere to hide
We're striking back for each time that you've thrown us aside
Cause like this world some of us ragdolls, we're fallin' apart
Doesn't matter cause you know I got 'em all in my heart
Believe me in this gritty city with its foolish desires
Ragdolls are the only ones I truly admire
Just like so many others, we're pursuing our dreams
So most times I get the feelin' that we're moving upstream
Don't really like when people stare and just in case you dare
I cover my pretty face with tons of facial hair
People stop and talk to me even though I don't know 'em
They all seem to know my face but none of my poems
It's been like this for years, they got the will to speak
Cause people tend to point and stare like I'm the village freak
No use tryin' to deny it cause everybody knows
The most worn-out ragdoll's the one you love the most

[Chorus]
I've got ragdolls marching with me
I've got ragdolls marching with me
I've got ragdolls marching with me
If you're a worn-out ragdoll, join my army

I've got ragdolls marching with me
I've got ragdolls marching with me
I've got ragdolls marching with me
If you're a worn-out ragdoll, join my army

[Verse]
A pack of wild ragdolls, ain't no tamin' y'all
Some of them at night time is writing names on walls
Some are old and I've known 'em since the time of my birth
Some are new and live on the other side of the earth
And some are hippies, at least they appear to be
I've got one who's rather short and has a beard like me
Some ragdolls makin' beats for my tracks and stuff
I've got one who plays the banjo and backs me up
Some whose names would be famous if the time was right
A DJ with a crate full of dynamite
Some of them were cage birds, then they flew right out
I've got one who's a painter and she moved down south
Some heavy metal ragdolls, true sinners, and screamers
I've got one who's a beautiful innocent dreamer
And one who I write and play PS2 with
I swear I love 'em all to death and have no reason to quit

[Chorus]
I've got ragdolls marching with me
I've got ragdolls marching with me
I've got ragdolls marching with me
If you're a worn-out ragdoll, join my army

I've got ragdolls marching with me
I've got ragdolls marching with me
I've got ragdolls marching with me
If you're a worn-out ragdoll, join my army