Put That Ass In Christmas

[Chorus: Tom Goss]
Put that ass in Christmas, put that ass in
Put that ass in Christmas, put that ass in
Put that ass in Christmas, put that ass in
Put that ass in Christmas, put that ass in

[Verse 1: Big Daddy Karsten]
Mmmmm, I'm putting that ass into Christmas
Making holiday ho-ing my business
Spreading them legs and doing the stuffin'
This Christmas story is touchin'
Ha, don't want no lean meat on my plate (On my plate)
Not sure about those gifts man, but I ate (But I ate)
Santa got that hard package for his hungry cub
I got that big one, he don't make mistakes, he fucks it up
Ho ho ho, put that gravy on my ham
Been a bad boy, but I'm a baddy with a plan
Put that ass so far into Christmas it's that he fuckin' tan

[Chorus: Tom Goss]
Put that ass in Christmas, put that ass in
Put that ass in Christmas, put that ass in
Put that ass in Christmas, put that ass in
Put that ass in Christmas, put that ass in

[Verse 2: Keith Lawrence]
Yeah, hold up, hold up, hold up
Got that phat ass on my list
I spell that T-H-T and fat F-H-A-T
Thick-Hairy-Tempting or Furry-Hot-And-Tasty bootie
Don't matter furry or smooth
Just ask Rudolph and his crew
I don't discriminate just put that ass in my Christmas groove
See I'm a real simple guy
Don't need no ribbon or twine
Just get that ass over here, ride my Pony like Ginuwine
I put my sass in that ass
My cheer in that big ole rear
Just don't forget rule numbеr one
Get it all on my beard

[Refrain: Tom Goss]
You'vе got that ass that I want (Oh hey, yeah)
It's just the gift that I love (I can see you but you can't see me)
So let me open it up (You know why?)
The miracle of Christmas ('Cause I'm watching you from behind)

[Chorus: Tom Goss]
Put that ass in Christmas, put that ass in
(You've got that ass that I want)
Put that ass in Christmas, put that ass in
(It's just the gift that I love)
Put that ass in Christmas, put that ass in
(So let me open it up)
Put that ass in Christmas, put that ass in
(The miracle of Christmas)

Put that ass in Christmas, put that ass in
(You've got that ass that I want)
Put that ass in Christmas, put that ass in
(It's just the gift that I love)
Put that ass in Christmas, put that ass in
(So let me open it up)
Put that ass in Christmas, put that ass in
(The miracle of Christmas)

[Outro: Tom Goss]
Mmm watch it bounce
Make it bounce up high
Mmm watch it bounce
Put that ass in Christmas
Thank you
Merry Christmas to me