Ho Ho Homo

Ho, ho, ho

Candy cane and mistletoe
Garland, glitter, silver bow
Smell of ginger in the wind
Kiss of egg nog on your skin
It is all I've ever wanted
To be love liked Farrah Fawcett
Take my hand and let's begin
The gayest Christmas ever lived

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Stockings hanging all about
Strewn around while making out
Fire and brimstone kind of sin
I want that more than anything
I'm over asking for permission
To be the greatest rendition
Of two humans lost in love
Catching kisses over brunch

Ho ho ho homo
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I've always had to
Settlе for less than most do
But you and me are bout to
Charm Christmas up likе we're born to

Ho ho ho homo
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