Purple Guy vs The Grey Man

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
PURPLE GUY
VERSUS
THE GREY MAN
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Purple Guy]
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 kids on the floor
6, 7, 8, 9 games packed with chilling lore
Show you the door, give you some more, straight to the core, blood and gore
To put all the fright in the kids and adults, there’s only one name that can cause all this horror!
It’s PG, killin’ 13, making this battle R!
You look, 6, 10, 12? Tell us what the fuck you even are!
PG’s showing LSD who’s the greatest MC, fuck it!
I’ll drop the A in FNAF, leave you Friday Night Funkin'!

[Verse 2: Grey Man]
You brits have a thing for being awfully obnoxious
What will you do, use the scooper? Just like your children you botched it
(Yeah, you botched it) So knock it off, bitch, when Willy sees me he’ll fall
I gave birth to nightmares, you gave birth to a hentai doll!
You can’t strike fear in me, I’ve got that Japanese-made flow
Against the most uncaring purple father since Thanos! (Oh snap)
I’ll phase through your robots, this time no suit will come in clutch
Nah, I haven’t seen a brit get pussied out this quickly since Truss!

[Verse 3: Purple Guy and Phone Guy]
You stand idly in the distance, what makes you think you’re fucking scary?
Fact is, what am I even doing here? This matchup makes me a bit wary
Think about it, I’m known for being the face of Fazbear’s scares
And I’m packed with shittons of lore, while this dude just kinda stands there
Stop your heart with a click, see the face of a criminal (iminal)
What the fuck’s even your shtick? That shit’s, really pitiful (itiful)
And what the fuck’s even that verse? I really don’t fucking care
Why the fuck am I still here?! I’m leaving! (Uh, hello? Are you still there?)

[Verse 4: Grey Man]
Haha, now you’re stuck because you don’t know shit about me
You’ll be trapped in this rap battle nightmare for all eternity!
So let’s dance, give the audience something to rant about
When you see me in the dreamscape you’ll just want to cry and shout!
Wait– what is this? Where’d he go? Why am I rapping against a phone?
This is truly such a shame, it seems that I've been left alone
I need an outing, I need a reason to stop this rhymin’ (Yeah)
I’m gonna go hang with Lucy... in the Sky with Diamonds... (Okay)

[Outro: Announcer and Phone Guy]
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC…
*phone rings* (Hello? Are you still there?)
Dude, he's fucking gone!
(Oh, ok) *Phone Guy hangs up*
....RAP BATTLE PARODIES