Pull Yr Pigtails

You might as well have
Stuck the bottle in my mouth
And thrown the gun in the Ohio
From the window I knocked out

What's good for me
Is what's good for me
This isn't
Water torture

Pull your pigtails
Scalp you clean to the bone
The collection of scars on the backs of my hands

With the amount of liquor I consume because of you
You should invest in alcohol
Shake hands with Mr. Daniels
You'd be rich

I'll tear that radio tower down
With just a hammer and my bare hands