Joining the Circus

I met a girl from Asia and I give her all she eats
I froze her in my freezer next to my uneaten meats
I don't care what rules she breaks as long as she's home by nine
The trenchcoat men and their slicked back hair are no business of mine

Any time you want a peek just cue up next in line
I'm letting children in all week only for just a dime
Babies floating in a jar of bathtub wine
And a beast with two young backs eating old pickle brine

At least until college I'm stuck with the knowledge
That you can do all the things that I can't do
And when you take over that's when I'll makeover my face
And shave off my beard