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Property of Spiker and Sponge by James and the Giant Peach Original Cast

Release Date
Tue Apr 21 2015
Produced by
Pasek & Paul
Writed by
Pasek & Paul
About

“Property of Spiker and Sponge” introduces the characters of Aunt Spiker and Sponge and shows James being delivered into their clutches, seemingly doomed to a life of slavery and abuse.

Property of Spiker and Sponge Lyrics

[AUNT SPIKER & SPONGE]
Ha!

[SPIKER]
Wretched families dragging heavy pockets
Ruby pendants, solid silver lockets
We can help relieve you of some pounds!

[SPONGE, spoken]
Are you callin' me fat?

[SPIKER, spoken]
I'm referring to money, pigeon-brain.

[SPONGE, spoken]
Oh.

[SPIKER, sung]
They're distracted
Look at me, I'm stunning

[SPONGE]
I swoop in
So masterfully cunning

[SPIKER]
We get rich!

[SPONGE]
I do like how that sounds!

[SPIKER & SPONGE]
Ha, ha, ha!

[SPIKER]
So hard to resist

[SPONGE]
And if it slips from your wrist

[SPIKER & SPONGE]
Too bad!
It's property of Spiker and Sponge

[SPIKER]
And heaven forbid

[SPONGE]
You might be missin' some quid

[SPIKER & SPONGE]
Boo-hoo!
It's property of Spiker and Sponge
You can comb the ground
Check the lost and found
Did you leave it in the gift shop?

[SPIKER]
Well, isn't it queer?

[SPONGE]
How a purse can appear

[SPIKER & SPONGE]
It's property of Spiker and Sponge!

[BILLY & BOBBY BOBBY-COP, spoken]
Spiker and Sponge, we presume?

[SPONGE, spoken]
We didn't do it!

[BILLY, spoken]
As long as you keep them contributions to the policeman's fund up to date, we've got no trouble with you.

[SPIKER, spoken]
How can we be of help to such a handsome representative of Scotland Yard?

[BOBBY, spoken]
Got an official telegram for the two of you.

[SPONGE, spoken]
Thanks, mate!

[SPIKER, spoken]
What's it say? What's it say?

[SPONGE, spoken]
It says... we're havin' a baby?

[SPIKER, spoken]
Oh, give that to me. It seems we are the only living relatives to an orphan, child, thingy, named James...

[SPIKER & SPONGE, spoken]
Eww.

[SPIKER, sung]
Holy devil
Nasty pukin' babies

[SPONGE]
So revolting
Chicken pox and rabies

[SPIKER]
Grab a shovel
Start to dig my grave!

[SPONGE, spoken]
Just imagine a lice-infested boy, loafin' about the house!

[SPIKER]
Not so quickly
Yes, we could bemoan it
But there's no need to
Technically, we own it
James can be
Our helper monkey slave!
We'll put him to use!

[SPONGE]
He'll be our private masseuse

[ENSEMBLE]
He's property of Spiker and Sponge

[SPIKER]
He'll wash all our clothes

[SPONGE]
And scrape the jam from our toes

[ENSEMBLE]
He's property of Spiker and Sponge

[SPIKER, spoken]
Oh, there he is!

[SPONGE, spoken]
Oh, my dear lovely cousin.

[SPIKER, spoken]
Nephew.

[SPONGE, spoken]
Nephew! Oh, my dear little nephew, Jack.

[JAMES, spoken]
It's James.

[SPIKER, spoken]
Oh, Jeff, how we've missed you.

[SPONGE, spoken]
He does come with some sort of payment, doesn't he?

[SPIKER, spoken]
A boy his age can eat his weight in food twice a day.

[MATRON NURSE, spoken]
You'll be paid twenty-seven pounds a week to care for the boy.

[SPIKER & SPONGE, spoken]
Huzzah!

[SPIKER & SPONGE, sung]
Don't you worry
He'll be taken care of
Not a worry-

[SPIKER]
Not that he's aware of

[SPIKER & SPONGE]
He'll forget his folks are even dead!
He'll... be... raised...
Properly, properly, properly
By Spiker and Sponge

[SPIKER, spoken]
Bye now!

[SPONGE, spoken]
Welcome to the family, moron.

[SPIKER, sung]
Wipe off that grin

[SPONGE]
And let the torture begin!

[COMPANY]
You're property of Spiker and Sponge

[SPIKER]
Before you unpack

[SPONGE]
You'll shave the hair off my back

[COMPANY]
You're property of Spiker and Sponge

[SPIKER & SPONGE]
What a scrumptious joy
Now we own the boy
He'll work and never stop

[COMPANY]
So do as you're told
Or you'll be auctioned and sold
Because you're property
Of Spiker and Sponge!

[SPIKER & SPONGE]
Bah dah dah dah dah dah dah, ha ha ha!

Property of Spiker and Sponge Q&A

Who wrote Property of Spiker and Sponge's ?

Property of Spiker and Sponge was written by Pasek & Paul.

Who produced Property of Spiker and Sponge's ?

Property of Spiker and Sponge was produced by Pasek & Paul.

When did James and the Giant Peach Original Cast release Property of Spiker and Sponge?

James and the Giant Peach Original Cast released Property of Spiker and Sponge on Tue Apr 21 2015.

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