Promoter (of Earthbound Causes)

[Verse 1]
Warmed up my motor, swindled the promoter
Took the lunatics for a ride
And a little voice inside my head said
"Rosemary, baby, I got the time"

[Pre-Chorus]
Suffering madness and the pharoah's plague
I, Akhenaten, tell you some other day
No, thank you; that's enough for me
A little bit of Ritalin goes a long way

[Chorus]
Ready to rock if you want to roll
Please step away from the vehicle
Ragnarök revolutionize
Give me just a minute while I clarify

[Verse 2]
Cooled down my temper, tried to remember
What it was I wasn't to lose
And I probably could, were it not for
The beer and the broads and the broads and the booze

[Post-Verse]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah...

[Pre-Chorus]
Hooked on stupid and the whole shebang
I never have ever felt the same
No, thank you; that's enough for me
Prozac-ly not what I need

[Chorus]
Ready to rock if you want to roll
Please step away from the vehicle
Ragnarök revolutionize
Give me just a minute while I clarify

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
Ready to rock if you want to roll
Please step away from the vehicle
Ragnarök revolutionize
Give me just a minute while I clarify

Ready to rock if you want to roll
Please step away from the vehicle
Ragnarök revolutionize
Give me just a minute while I clarify