President of the United States of Dance

[Intro]
Hahahaha!

[Verse 1]
Oh, I've got intel on the inside
Of your shaking chest
Why keep your hips on lockdown?
(Your hands say it all!)
Read my body like a braille book
Hot up on the trail
Look, we’re acrobatic addicts
(Between the bed posts!)

[Bridge]
Ho, oh, oh, oh
You’re a mighty fine keeper and one hell of a sleeper!
Call me crazy for your bones, I’m a believer!
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Only one thing I know is that a show’s in store
So lift your hands up, drinks up, legs up!
Let's go!

[Chorus]
C’mon, c'mon, let’s stomp!
Like there’s gold in these floorboards
These hearts, they are all yours!
Our little love prospector!
C’mon c’mon, get down!
Like this ceiling’s on fire
The smoke gets us higher
Now, who here needs a doctor?!

[Hook]
I, I need a doctor!
I, I need a doctor!
I, I need a doctor!
Well, healthcare’s gone, suckers! I’m the doctor!
I, I need a doctor!
I, I need a doctor!
I, I need a doctor!
And every doctor needs his queen!
So, we bow at your feet
Hail to the chief!
Now you’ll be
The President of the United States of Dance! (Hahahaha)
(Hahahaha)

[Verse 2]
Oh, I’ve hacked ballots in your favor
Deals under the table
Rigging rigor mortis
(The dead's back to life!)
Acting bureaucratic addicts
Breathing in your semantics
Oh, isn’t it romantic
(How the world needs you now!)

[Bridge]
Ho, oh, oh, oh
You’re a mighty fine keeper and one hell of a sleeper!
Call me crazy for your bones, I’m a believer!
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Only one thing I know is that a show’s in store
So lift your hands up, drinks up, legs up!
Let's go!

[Chorus]
C’mon, c'mon, let’s stomp!
Like there’s gold in these floorboards
These hearts, they are all yours!
Our little love prospector!
C’mon c’mon, get down!
Like this ceiling’s on fire
The smoke gets us higher
Now, who here needs a doctor?!

[Hook]
I, I need a doctor!
I, I need a doctor!
I, I need a doctor!
Well, healthcare’s gone, suckers! I’m the doctor!
I, I need a doctor!
I, I need a doctor!
I, I need a doctor!
But wait, the President’s on the scene!
Now we bow at your feet
Hail to the chief!
Now you’ll be:
The President of the United States of Dance!

[Breakdown - Announcer]
Here it is, folks! The moment you’ve all been waiting for! Everyone has gathered here in front of the monument for this monumental occasion! Hundreds upon thousands wait in anticipation for the moment of a lifetime! Oh wait, what’s that? Oh, yes! I believe it’s so! The President of the United States of Dance has just stepped out of the Presidential Chambers and right onto the dance floor! This is unbelievable! We are starting to experience technical difficulties, but who cares?! Now everyone get up and dance!

[Chorus]
C’mon, c'mon, let’s stomp!
Like there’s gold in these floorboards
These hearts, they are all yours!
Our little love prospector!
C’mon c’mon, get down!
Like this ceiling’s on fire
The smoke gets us higher
Now, who here needs a doctor?!

[Hook]
I, I need a doctor!
I, I need a doctor!
I, I need a doctor!
Well, healthcare’s gone, suckers! I’m the doctor!
I, I need a doctor!
I, I need a doctor!
I, I need a doctor!
But wait, the President’s on the scene!
Now we bow at your feet
Hail to the chief!
Now you’ll be:
The President!
Of the United States, the United States of Dance!
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
The President of the United States of Dance!