Phd in Mixology

[Verse 1]
Oh, I’m a tramp with no stamp
I leave it blank to write your name on me
I’m a mess, oh, with no sense
So grab your toolkit, and get to work on me!
Heh!

[Bridge]
I’m a prospect work-in-progress
And, god, you love it!
‘Cause the fun is in the fixing
We’re mixing drinks like Ivy Chemists
I’m your experimental experience!

[Chorus]
Oh, I’m in need, in need, in need of your love!
And they can call me a liar, but that’d be a lie
‘Cause I’m a simplistic symbol of the times!
And I believe, believe, believe in your love!
And I don’t know what will be at the floor of this cup
Say the word, and this world will come alive!
These mixed drinks mix you and I!

[Verse 2]
Oh, I’m a cur with no courage
But I’m sure that’s what ethanol’s for (Ha!)
Oh, I’m a prophet, when you top it
And I had a vision of you on top of me!
(Huh!)

[Bridge ]
I’m a cocktail tinker of love
And, god, I love it!
‘Cause the fun is in the playing
And not sipping!
Scores don’t settle a thing
I’m only here to count your denture marks! (Oh, yeah!)

[Chorus]
Oh, I’m in need, in need, in need of your love!
And they can call me a liar, but that’d be a lie
‘Cause I’m a simplistic symbol of the times! (Yeah, the times!)
And I believe, believe, believe in your love!
And I don’t know what will be at the floor of this cup
Say the word, and this world will come alive!
These mixed drinks mix you and I!
Yeah!

[Post-Chorus]
Oh, we got a!

[Breakdown]
(We got a, we got a PhD, we got a, we got a PhD)
We’ve got a PhD in Mixology (We got a, we got a PhD, we got a, we got a PhD)
And this carbonation’s our symphony (We got a, we got a PhD, we got a, we got a PhD)
Let’s open up the world! (We got a, we got a PhD, we got a, we got a PhD)
We’ve got a PhD in Mixology (We got a, we got a PhD, we got a, we got a PhD)
And this carbonation’s our symphony (We got a, we got a PhD, we got a, we got a PhD)
Let’s open up the world! (We got a, we got a PhD, we got a, we got a PhD)
(Hey, everyone! Check out my PhD! Hahaha!)
Oh, I don’t know what they’ve been told (We got a, we got a PhD, we got a, we got a PhD)
But fantasies aren’t boxed up (We got a, we got a PhD, we got a, we got a PhD)
Yeah, they are sold (We got a, we got a PhD, we got a, we got a PhD)
On the rocks (We got a, we got a PhD, we got a, we got a PhD)
And they get those rocks off!
(Now, raise your glasses high, everyone! This is our night! And as your class valedictorian, I am proud to announce that: WE HAVE A GIANT P.h--)
Oh, I don’t know what they’ve been told
But fantasies aren’t boxed up
Yeah, they are sold
On the rocks
And they get those rocks off!
(Let's go now!)

[Chorus]
Oh, I’m in need, in need, in need of your love!
And they can call me a liar, but that’d be a lie
‘Cause I’m a simplistic symbol of the times! (Oh, times!)
And I believe, believe, believe in your love!
And I don’t know what will be at the floor of this cup
Say the word, and this world will come alive!

[Outro]
These mixed drinks mix you and I
You and I!